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Slam Lotion
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He won't wear sunscreen.
He'll wear this.

SPF 50 sunscreen that smells like cologne. Every SLAM scent in one gift-ready box, plus a free lotion and free shipping.

🎁 Order by Dec 18 for Christmas delivery
  • Smells like cologne
  • SPF 50 broad spectrum
  • Goes on clear, no grease
  • Anti-aging
  • Made in the USA
  • No parabens

Stocking stuffers from $15

Holiday pricing through Dec 18. Free shipping on orders $44+.

SLAM SPF 50 lotion

SPF 50 Lotion

$15$17.99

Anti-aging, no white cast, no grease. Pick his scent:

SLAM SPF 50 spray

SPF 50 Spray

$20$24.99

Cologne-scented, sprays on clear. Pick his scent:

Best value SLAM Gift Box

The SLAM Gift Box

$69.99$124.95

4 SPF 50 sprays + a FREE lotion + SLAM gear. Gift-ready box.

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Proof from the wild

Real guys. Real sun. Zero coconut smell.

Which man are you?

Every scent smells like cologne. Every one is SPF 50.

Fresh cedar BeachMan bottle

BeachMan

Refreshing cedar-fresh notes for beach lovers. Smells like you own a boat. You don't, but they don't know that.

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Wood & musk WoodsMan bottle

WoodsMan

Woody, musky scents for the adventurous man. For guys who chop firewood they do not technically need.

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Patchouli & cedar GentleMan bottle

GentleMan

Patchouli and cedar. Opens doors, remembers birthdays, wears SPF.

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Sage & sandalwood MysteryMan bottle

MysteryMan

Sage and sandalwood notes for the mysterious and smooth. We would tell you more, but... mystery.

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Patchouli & cedar GentleMan Lotion bottle

GentleMan Lotion

The gentleman scent in rub-it-in form. Moisturizes while it protects. Multitasking king.

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Sage & sandalwood MysteryMan Lotion bottle

MysteryMan Lotion

Sage and sandalwood, now with a built-in excuse to rub it in slowly.

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SLAM vs. that coconut baby lotion

Slam Lotion
THE OTHER GUYS
Smell
βœ“Cologne
βœ—Coconut daycare
White cast
βœ“None
βœ—Mime-level
SPF 50 broad spectrum
βœ“Always
βœ—Sometimes
Water & sweat resistant (80 min)
βœ“Yep
βœ—Washes off
Reef compliant (Hawaii Act 104)
βœ“Approved
βœ—Sorry, fish
Makes you feel like a man
βœ“Obviously
βœ—No comment
Obvious choice β†’

The people have spoken

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Questions, answered honestly

Does it actually smell that good?+

Almost everyone who smells it for the first time can't believe how good it is. Cologne-quality scents, not "sport fresh" chemical spray.

Is it real sun protection or just cologne?+

Broad-spectrum SPF 50, water and sweat resistant for 80 minutes. No parabens, oxybenzone, or octinoxate, and it's Hawaii Reef Compliant Act 104 approved.

What's in the SLAM Box exactly?+

Five full-size bottles (you pick spray or lotion and the scent for each), plus a SLAM beer koozie, SLAM sunglasses (while supplies last) and other awesome stuff.

Will it leave me looking like a mime?+

No. It goes on clear, absorbs fast, and leaves zero white cast. You will look tan, protected, and vaguely smug.

How do I use it?+

Apply liberally 15 minutes before sun. Rub it in like you mean it. Reapply after 80 minutes of swimming or sweating, or whenever someone offers to help.

What if I hate it?+

Email us and we’ll make it right.

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