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Slam Lotion

Sunscreen that smells like cologne. Because you're a grown man.

★★★★★

This is the most amazing smelling sun screen I have ever applied! Even after getting in the water the smell still lasts. Definitely worth it!

Chris T.
SPF 50 REEF COMPLIANT MADE IN USA

Sunscreen that smells like cologne. Because you're a grown man.

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The full arsenal
5 full-size bottles, your mix
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✔ Hawaii Act 104 compliant✔ Ships in 24h✔ No white cast. You're not a mime.

Proof from the wild

Real guys. Real sun. Zero coconut smell.

Smells like cologne
Smells like cologne

Four cologne-grade scents. People will ask what you're wearing.

Actually protects
Actually protects

Broad-spectrum SPF 50, water & sweat resistant for 80 minutes of questionable decisions.

Goes on clear
Goes on clear

No white streaks, no grease. Rubs in fast and fights the wrinkly-prune future.

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Questions, answered honestly

Does it actually smell that good?+

Almost everyone who smells it for the first time can't believe how good it is.

Will it leave me looking like a mime?+

No. It goes on clear, absorbs fast, and leaves zero white cast.

What if I hate it?+

Hawaii Act 104 compliant. If you don't love it, email us and we'll make it right.

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