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Slam Lotion
★★★★★

"Finally, an SPF that doesn't make me smell like a fruit salad. My girlfriend keeps stealing it, which is a different problem."

Jake · Adventure Enthusiast
SPF 50 REEF COMPLIANT MADE IN USA

Sunscreen that smells like cologne. Because you're a grown man.

★★★★★ 4.8 from 52 reviews across every SLAM product
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✔ Hawaii Act 104 compliant✔ Ships in 24h✔ No white cast. You're not a mime.

Proof from the wild

Real guys. Real sun. Zero coconut smell.

Smells like cologne
Smells like cologne

Four cologne-grade scents. People will ask what you're wearing.

Actually protects
Actually protects

Broad-spectrum SPF 50, water & sweat resistant for 80 minutes of questionable decisions.

Goes on clear
Goes on clear

No white streaks, no grease. Rubs in fast and fights the wrinkly-prune future.

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★★★★★ 4.8 average from 52 reviews across every SLAM product
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Questions, answered honestly

Does it actually smell that good?+

Almost everyone who smells it for the first time can't believe how good it is.

Will it leave me looking like a mime?+

No. It goes on clear, absorbs fast, and leaves zero white cast.

What if I hate it?+

Hawaii Act 104 compliant. If you don't love it, email us and we'll make it right.

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